Kirby's Insane Journey to Find the Two Amulets!

[ClaudeLv250]

Wow...its probably been a year since I put this story on hold and didn't update. I always planned on continuing it, but I never got around to it...I stopped writing altogether for awhile, and when I started back up, I brought my attention to other stories (such as New Testaments: Secret of Mana). So why am I putting KIJ3 back up? Simply because I finally updated it with Chapter 6! *much rejoicing*

But before I put the rest of this story up, the KIJ1 and 2 are still around. They're archived on Fanfiction.net:

Kirby's Insane Journey to Learn how to Wall Jump!

Kirby's Insane Journey to Learn how to Wall Jump...Again!

This same story can also be found here

And now, I present the return of my long running Kirby's Insane Journey fanfiction series and their incredibly long title names!

Kirby’s Insane Journey to Find the Forbidden Amulets of Light and Darkness
By ClaudeLv250

Disclaimer: First of all, to make sure that Nintendo doesn’t sue me penniless, I do not own the Super Smash Brothers. That is the property of Nintendo, but I bet you already knew that. The characters I created are my property so ASK BEFORE YOU USE! I’d appreciate it.


Chapter 1: The Forbidden Amulets

*It has been a little over a month since Kirby had gone on his insane journey to get his wall jump back from the clutches of Lakitu and saved the Super Smash Brothers Melee tournament from the disaster of being too strict with rules. All was quiet in the Nintendo Universe…but Ness’ house had been particularly active today. Ness had won the newest computer released in a contest. It had arrived today and Jeff had offered to help set the computer up and figure out the functions that made it the most advanced PC at the time. That was 5 hours ago. Jeff had already gotten the Internet connection established and decided to do a little surfing on the net. Tracy, Ness’ little sister, had already annoyed Jeff for 30 minutes straight about advertising Escargo Express on the net until he finally agreed with helping her advertise it. Once everyone had fallen asleep, Jeff began to continue with his initial intentions: to hack HAL Laboratories’ website. After a little bit of hacking (like I’m going to go into detail and tell you people how to hack HAL. HAH) he found his way into a vault of secret documents. There were so many and they were all eye catchers, so he picked a random document. This document just happened to be about the “Forbidden Amulets”. Jeff had waken Ness up and read it…

“Forbidden Amulets:

Two amulets, the Amulet of Light, and the Amulet of Darkness, were created for Super Smash Brothers Melee. These items would upgrade the bearer into a stronger, more formidable being. The Light Amulet was for Heroes and the Dark Amulet was for Villains. If a Hero were to pick up a Dark Amulet or vise versa, side effects would occur. The actual Amulets were too powerful and duplicates of the amulets were created for use in a Smash Brothers tournament. These duplicates were tested and it became apparent that the original Amulets could not be duplicated correctly. All duplicates were destroyed but one was preserved. It is used to transform Bowser into Giga Bowser. The original Amulets of Light and Darkness were sealed in the Nintendo Universe.

Light: Hyrule

Dark: Zebes”

Jeff: Only a genius with my skills could have stumbled upon a discovering like this!

Ness: I can’t believe you hacked the site!

Jeff: I think your friends, the armored woman and the silent swordsman, and the rest of those crazy people might like to know about this information.

Ness: I’ll…tell them tomorrow.

Computer: INTRUDER ALERT!

Ness: AH!

Jeff: Close the site, now!

*Ness quickly closed the site.*

Jeff: I need a well-deserved rest.

Ness: Are you crazy!? What if they trace the connection to here?! They will think I hacked them and I will be a disgrace to the Nintendo Universe!

Jeff: If you find those amulets you may become the most respected Nintendo mascot. Maybe even bigger than Mario!

Ness: Hmm…

Jeff: I am getting the rest I deserve. See you in the morning.

*Jeff had walked out of the room and Tracy entered stealthily. Before Ness could close out his Internet connection, a popup had appeared. This was his first time on the Internet and he already hated popup ads. The popup was an ad for a porn site and it caught Ness off guard. Tracy was staring over her brother’s shoulder.*

Ness: Ack!

Tracy: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! NESS IS LOOKING AT POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNN! !!

Mother: NEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

*****
The Next Day

*Zelda was frantically running through Hyrule Castle, fixing everything that looked like it needed fixing. She wanted to impress her two guests that were on their way. Today was the day that the two swordsmen, Marth and Roy, were going to be introduced to the other Nintendo mascots. They weren’t the only ones that were being introduced, Young Link, the younger version of Link, had became a citizen of Hyrule only a few days ago. Young Link wasn’t as well behaved as his older self. He was a rambunctious child that caused trouble on a daily basis.*

Zelda: Link! Link?! Where are you?

*Zelda found Link grabbing his younger self from climbing up some curtains, who was trying to reach the boomerang he was carelessly throwing around the castle.*

Zelda: Young Link! You have to behave yourself! We don’t want our guests to think that you have no home training.

Y.Link: Home training sucks!

Zelda: I bet you don’t even know what that is!

Y.Link: I don’t really care, either.

Zelda: …I hear a horse. They are here! Hurry!

*Zelda and Link ran into the Castle Courtyard. Young Link had slowly walked into the courtyard slowly, as if he could care less about the arriving guests. Two horses were approaching them…*


Chapter 2: The Swordsmen

*The horses stopped infront of Zelda and Link. The swordsman and Prince known as Marth gracefully climbed down from his horse and approached Zelda. He kissed her hand and leaned forward in the process.*

Marth: I am Prince Marth of Altea.

*Roy hopped off of his horse without much care and rolled his eyes at Marth’s actions. He then buffed his chest out, and laid one hand on the sheath of his sword.*

Roy: I’m Roy, the best swordsman in all of Nintendo!

*Link raised a brow in question to Roy’s statement. A smile appeared on Young Link’s face as the thought of challenging Roy to a fight struck his mind.*

Zelda: I am Princess Zelda. This is Link and Young Link. It pleasures me to have you two visit the castle. Some friends of mine will be arriving soon, to meet you. Come inside while we wait for them.

*After Marth and Roy secured their horses, they followed Zelda into the castle. After a bit of chatting, Marth and Zelda realized that they both loved to play chess. They began playing a game together, while Roy sat down in a chair, bored out of his mind. Link and Young Link were nowhere to be found. After what seemed like forever to Roy, the game of Chess was almost over. Zelda was about to make her finishing move on Marth, when a green blur dashed across the room and knocked the chessboard across the room. Marth sighed as the game could not be continued.*

Zelda: YOUNG LINK!!!

*Link jogged around the corner, panting. He couldn’t keep up with his younger self. A priceless vase fell and smashed to pieces by the work of Young Link’s boomerang. Before Zelda could react to that, a crash erupted from the courtyard. Everyone ran out to see what it was, even the curious Young Link. A newborn, smoking crater sat in the middle of the courtyard. Marth unsheathed his sword and cautiously approached the crater. Roy unsheathed his sword and moved ahead of Marth, to show off. A charred Kirby crawled out of the crater.*

Zelda: Kirby! What happened?! Who did this to you?!

Kirby: Er…um…my warp star crashed. *Sweatdrop*

Y.Link: What IS that thing?

Roy: That’s what I want to know.

Marth: It is not polite to refer to strangers as “things”.

Kirby: Yeah, I’m not a thing!

Roy: Are you sure about that?

Kirby: I’M NOT A THING!

Zelda: Before any arguments break out, I have to introduce you all. Kirby, these are the characters in the game, Young Link, Prince Marth, and Roy.

Kirby: Hi!

Marth: Pleasure to meet you.

Roy: It pleasures YOU to meet me!

Y.Link: Yeah, hi, whatever.

Marth: Kirby, you are lucky to have a friend such as Princess Zelda. She is excellent at a game of chess.

Zelda: Marth… *giggle*

Roy: < Sickening…I could do better. > *Ahem* Princess Zelda, has anyone told you how beautiful you are? I almost fell off of my horse when I first saw you!

Zelda: Roy… *giggle*

Link: …!

Y.Link: Hey, cool! A spaceship!

*Young Link pointed at an object flying through the air. It landed in the courtyard and the two occupants, Samus and Yoshi, climbed out.*

Roy: …a dinosaur and a metal person? *Scratches head*

Samus: Before you go assuming anything, I am a woman.

Yoshi: So these are the new characters?

Y.Link: What’s it to ya?

Yoshi: The kid has attitude…well let’s get things established. I rock like no other in the Nintendo Universe. Don’t try to rock as hard as me. It’s impossible.

Roy: And you are…?

Yoshi: HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO I AM!?

Marth: Please, calm down. If you would introduce yourself-

Yoshi: Hm…since I rock so hard…the actual process of remembering a creature that rocks as hard as I do may have caused brain damage and you forgot in order to not cause pain to yourselves.

Roy: Sure… < Weirdo. > Well anyways, I’m Roy.

Marth: You may insist on the thought of already knowing you. I have never met you before. I am Prince Marth. Pleasure to mee-

Yoshi: You have a tiara on your head.

Marth: Yes, I do.

Yoshi: You look like Sailor Moon!

Marth: I resent that.

Yoshi: Where’s the talking cat, Sailor Moon?

Marth: Sailor Moon is a teenage girl from an anime! I am not!

Zelda: Yoshi, stop teasing Marth.

Marth: Hm…Yoshi…what an odd name.

Yoshi: Hm…Marth…what an ODD name for a sailor scout!

Marth: (whispering to Zelda) I believe that your friend does not like me very much.

Zelda: (whispering to Marth) He teases everyone once in awhile. It makes him feel better about himself.

Yoshi: I heard that!

Kirby: Samus, where is Captain Falcon?

Samus: He should be here soon. He wanted to show off the Blue Falcon… *ahem* the Bluer Falcon.

*Only seconds after Samus finished her sentence, a vehicle resembling the Blue Falcon sped into the courtyard and parked beside the crater. Captain Falcon climbed out of his vehicle and tripped into the crater. He climbed out of the crater and brushed himself off, then proceeded to wave to everyone.*

C.Falcon: Hi everyone!

Zelda: Hell Falcon!

Yoshi: …THAT is the Bluer Falcon?

C.Falcon: Yes, isn’t it beautiful?

Yoshi: The only thing you did to it was give it a new paint job?!

C.Falcon: Yup! Painted it green just like the Gamecube’s defeat color!

Yoshi: Falcon, you idiot! It’s DEFAULT, not defeat! And the Gamecube’s default color is Indigo!

C.Falcon: So it is…and I’m not an idiot!

Marth: Do not insult this man’s intelligence without a good reason!

Yoshi: He painted his car GREEN, thought that it was the Gamecube’s default, or known as DEFEAT color to him. And had the nerve to rename his car to BLUER Falcon! Are you telling me that that is not a good reason to call him an idiot!?

Marth: …you are right.

Yoshi: See, even Sailor Moon agrees with me!

Marth: Please stop calling me that.

Zelda: I see that everyone is starting to get active. I’ll go get- Young Link! Leave that alone!

*Young Link slammed the door shut and started up Captain Falcon’s car. Within seconds he had taken off and left the courtyard with Captain Falcon running after him.*

C.Falcon: Hijacker!

Samus: The child is like a demon from hell?

Zelda: *sigh* No, he IS hell. It’s hard to believe that that is what Link was like when he was young.

Link: …!

Zelda: No offense! Like I was saying earlier, I’ll go get some food for everyone.

Marth: Let me assist you-

Roy: No, let ME help you! I have more muscle than Marth!

Zelda: No, I don’t really need any help. Thank you anyway. *Walks into the castle*

Yoshi: Hmm…

Marth: Roy, why must you try to out perform me when I speak to Zelda?

Roy: Mainly because I know that you don’t fool with women. I do, however.

Yoshi: Erk?

*After eavesdropping on Marth and Roy’s conversation, Yoshi enters the castle and finds Zelda heading back to the courtyard with a tray of well prepared sandwiches.*

Zelda: Yoshi, are you here to annoy me?

Yoshi: Hey…those sandwiches look like the ones you see on Subway commercials…but when you get the actual sandwich, it looks like dirt compared to the one on the commercial.

Zelda: Is there any reason why you are here?

Yoshi: Ah…yes…I wanted to know what you thought about the two swordsmen.

Zelda: Roy…is a nice guy and all but a little too aggressive at times and seems to always look for a competition.

Yoshi: And Sailor Moon?

Zelda: MARTH is…

Yoshi: Is…your knight in shining armor? I saw the way you were staring at him. You want him and you want him now!

Zelda: Yes! I want him! He is polite, thoughtful, handsome, and we have so many things in common!

Yoshi: I knew it!

Zelda: Tell anyone what I said and I will shove my foot so far down your throat that you won’t be able to talk again!

Yoshi: Okay! I’m not going to tell anyone! I just thought that you should know…

Zelda: Know what?

Yoshi: Know that he is gay!

Zelda: YOU’RE LYING!

Yoshi: I heard him and Roy talking! He doesn’t fool with women!

Zelda: You do nothing but spread rumors about people!

Yoshi: The man wears a damn tiara on his head!

Zelda: …

Yoshi: Zelda?

*Zelda walked out of the castle in silence with Yoshi following her. She set the tray of sandwiches on Kirby’s head as if he were a table, and pulled Marth from the crowd. Yoshi stood in hearing distance.*

Zelda: Marth, I have to ask you a question.

Marth: Yes, princess?

Zelda: …Areyougay?

Marth: What?

Zelda: ARE YOU GAY?!

Everyone: *gasp*

Yoshi: That’s right! Marth is gay!

Marth: Where would you get a ridiculous idea like that?!

Zelda: Well, you don’t fool with women!

Marth: I do not fool with women because I am married to my wife, Seeda! She gets jealous when I speak to another woman. If I were to fool around with one, I would not know what to expect from her! I am loyal to her and she is loyal to me!

Everyone: *sigh*

Roy: She threw a knife at him before.

Everyone: *gasp*

Zelda: Marth, I’m sorry. I let rumors get the best of me *evil glare at Yoshi*. If you would excuse me, I will deal with the source of these rumors right now. *Drags Yoshi into the castle*

Yoshi: How about that about that. He’s straight and married!

Zelda: I am soooo pissed at you! You made me look like a fool!

Yoshi: Hey…atleast one good thing came out of this. You know he’s married so you won’t throw yourself on him like some desperate whore. And because I made a mistake…I’ll wipe that revenge remark I made awhile back off of your slate. *Innocent smile*

Zelda: That’s not enough!

Yoshi: Huh…what are you doing?!

*Punch*

*Yoshi emerged from the castle with a black eye. Many eyes had locked on to him but pretty much figured out what had happened. Zelda entered the courtyard once again, and removed the tray of sandwiches from Kirby’s head.*

Zelda: I’ve got sandwiches, if anyone is hun-

*A stampede nearly knocked Zelda off of her feet. The sandwiches were gone instantly. A small ringing was heard, and Zelda pulled out a phone from a pocket in her dress.*

Kirby: You have a cellular phone?!

Zelda: A woman has to keep up with technology. *Click* Hello?

Ness: Zelda! I’ve found out some important news! I think that everyone would be interested in this news.

Zelda: There are quite a few people at my castle right now. Come over and tell everyone.

Ness: I’ll be there in a few minutes! *Click*

Samus: Who was it?

Zelda: It was Ness. He says that he has important news to tell everyone.

Kirby: I wonder what it could be?

Zelda: I have some important news of my own to tell everyone. Link spoke a few weeks ago!

Kirby: …Link doesn’t talk.

Samus: Zelda, we all know that Link doesn’t talk.

Yoshi: Delusional…

Zelda: Do you want another black eye?!

Yoshi: *grumble*

Zelda: And Link did speak! Go ahead, Link. Speak again!

Link: …?

Zelda: Ugh!